2009年4月2日 星期四

Lamlam's devolution theory 退化論

Why man always thinks about evolution, why not devolution? Look at this world, a fallen one, things are falling apart and it is so hard for us to live happily and safely on earth. I always think that long time ago, there were a group of people who found it so harsh to live in this world, which is full of pain, killings, discrimination, deception, troubles, worries, poverty, exploitation, pollution, diseases, miseries and so on, that they no longer could tolerate, in the end, they just escaped from reality and went back to live in the wild and turned themselves into animals and lived like animals. God created man but because of the harsh reality, man turned themselves into baboons狒狒, chimpanzee黑猩猩, gorillas大猩猩, orangutans猩猩 and monkeys猴子 so that they no longer had to think nor worry about anything with their conscious minds. This is what I call, devolution or galilamlam's devolution theory. Haha:P

In short, the ancestors of baboons, chimpanzee, gorillas, orangutans ad monkeys are us, human beings. If you wonder why there are so many species, I can only explain two. All the bold men turned themselves into baboons; and all those who hated to look at this world with their usual ways permitted themselves to grow a tail and became monkeys so that they could look at the world from an upside-down angle in order to feel better. They would say, "We'd prefer eating bananas every day and enjoying our lives on the trees to living in this hell-like world!"

If you ask me which animal I'd prefer to regress myself, I'd choose to become a vegetarian eagle which can soar in the sky.

沒有留言:

張貼留言